I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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