can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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