If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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