butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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