So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My ATM looks so different sober.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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