I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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