Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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