I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
