i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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