So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
