She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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