Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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