Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm passing your future prison.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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