He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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