There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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