can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
