"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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