Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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