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your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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