Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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