everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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