yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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