12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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