Me too!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have aggressive nipples.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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