she was so not down for the gang bang
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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