Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
