Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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