who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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