32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i came on her dog
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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