i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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