whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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