the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Boobs are out for the taking
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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