Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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