before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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