Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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