Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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