Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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