also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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