I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
should my penis look like a turkey
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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