ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
