How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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