But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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