Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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