I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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