nut hugger
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
there is puke in my bra ... again
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