so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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