this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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