My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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