I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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