I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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