he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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